May contain mature
or offensive language, proceed at your own discretion.
May contain mature
or offensive language, proceed at your own discretion.
"Oh... was that a stop sign?"
"Wait... was that light red?"
"Yeah dude, I can get her measurements for ya..."
"No, I wouldn't have said 'You Dopey Buggah', I would have said 'You Silly
Buggah' or 'You Dopey Bastard', but not 'You Dopey Buggah'."
"Can you please stop watching the scenery and just watch the road?"
-- Passenger on my van, coming from Santa Fe
"There's no 'e' man. Dunno where the hell you saw that."
"He's got a huge Bronco with a mattress in the back." -- Sky
"A mattress??" -- Peter & Jay
"Fuck a duck!"
"In the day it doubles as a couch, which means chicks!"
"Beauty is just a light switch away!"
"You know, this place would be a lot more fun if we were 16."
"University of North Colorado? That's in... Colorado?"
"Naw man, she's jailbait. Dumb as dirt too."
"That's not true! There are 1000 beavers in my class... and I'm one of them!"
"Now that's what I want - a pussy with legs like that."
"Theorists..."
"I don't know man... that puberty crack really hurt."
"Hey hey hey hey hey..."
"Man, she's reading Newberry Medal Books!"
"I grew up in the bush."
"You should have seen what this girl could do with a turn signal!"
"Hey man... if God didn't want us to eat [it], why did he shape it like a taco?"
"I dunno, I'm hoping to widen my options at Wellesley..."
"My ding-a-ling has a first name, it's S-C-O-R.. uh wait.."
"Hey! I've got a sucker in my pocket!"
"Oh c'mon guys, don't be so American! Rape is one of the most common crops in Europe!"
"Yo, is she stripping?"
"You normally don't look that bad, I mean, I'd fuck you with the lights off, but... with those glasses... I dunno..."
"Yeah... She's worth the $200."
