"Just because you're ugly doesn't mean you don't get laid. This I know from experience..." --T.O.
"You guys were really kind for giving me HIV." --C.C.
"Alberquerque is a port... Port is the beginning of a new sentence." --C.C.
"Milk comes from butter." --T.O.
"My nuclear family lives in Los Alamos." --C.C.
"I'm going to check if my pants have fallen down." --A.C.