"You think Bill Gates is a clean man?!" --Jay
Me: "You injured yourself with a SCSI cable?!"
Dave: vigorous nod
"He likes to be dominated... I mean, it's one thing if she's on top of the bed or something, but..." --Jay
"I'm just saying that in my experience, time has always existed, so it
must go on forever into the past and into the future!" --Ian
"You know, it would be great if men could just claim women, and fight each other for their claims. Women would have no say." --Rob
"My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" --Sir Mixalot
"I'll have the same policy with you like I did with Ben -
nothing happens while you're in the room." --Anonymous
"This is to the chick with the servants?" --James
"So... played any computer games lately, Pete?" --Dave
"How do you get rid of a computer geek? Go after his Hard Drive." -- Jay
"But theft is not a moral issue..." --James
"Yeah, they were making fun of me for being a pedophile!"
"I hope my pre-frosh isn't dead." (April 14th)
"I hope my pre-frosh won't die." (April 16th)
"No glass ceiling here, just glass elevators!"
"Yeah, Edwardian Girl... I could see her in a corset..."
"I didn't invite her, it's just that I was going, and she was going."
"Look at the trees! It's so beautiful, you can't even see them!"
"She's in love with me, she just doesn't know it yet."
"The worst thing is.. when the wings fall off."